so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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