so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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