He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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