I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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