the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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