You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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