So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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