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i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.

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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.

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(936): View more from Texas

My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP

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(313): View more from Michigan

Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself

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