Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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