ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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I have feelings that need drinking.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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