Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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