ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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