Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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