So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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