Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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