Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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