I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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