Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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