yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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