the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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