Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My cat gives me a boner
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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