the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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