Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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