Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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