yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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