i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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