My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize