Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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