how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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