Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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