Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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