He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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