Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm really into asian looking animals
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I AM VODKA MAN
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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