these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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