I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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