I want to stick my p in your. b.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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