pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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