Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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