How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize