I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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