marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
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what?
penguin condom
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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