I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize