Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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