Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
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Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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