I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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