New invention idea: vibrating tampons
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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