if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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