perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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