I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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