I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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