2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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